Showing posts with label Terrible films. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terrible films. Show all posts

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Jennifer Aniston update: We're The Millers

Another flight, another Jen film to watch. She's a busy girl. To keep my Jennifer Aniston reviews up-to-date, I present We're The Millers.


Is it as bad as the picture above suggests? Not quite. Let's look at the evidence. Jennifer Aniston plays a stripper. This is beginning to smack of desperation. Jen, we know you have a kick ass body, there is no need to resort to playing strippers to show it off. Do a Playboy cover if you feel so inclined to show the world. There is inevitably a scene in which Jen has to strip (if you count leaving your knickers and bra on stripping) and it's excruciating. I am honestly not a stripping expert, I've never been to a strip club and apparently neither has Jen. The whole scene is an embarrassment.

The plot: a bunch of misfits pretend they are a family to smuggle drugs from Mexico back to the US. Happens all the time I'm sure. The guy is a drug dealer but small-time and with a heart of gold really. Of course. The young girl (played by Julia Roberts niece) is a runaway and the boy is a neglected kid who lives in the apartment block. The two kids are good, especially Emma Roberts who I was impressed with. I can't defend this film, it's pretty bad but there are moments that are quite amusing and when one is on a plane, that can be all you need to keep you entertained. I can't imagine ever going to see this at the cinema however I've sat through far worse and the closing credits are a joy where the cast sing the Friends theme to Jen. Genuinely funny and worth watching just for that.

Jen, stop taking your clothes off. You'll never win an Oscar doing that love.


Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Netflix


Some people choose Netflix so they can watch House of Cards or Orange is the New Black. Me, I am loving the movies. Specifically the cheesy rom coms and 80s specials. For £6 a month you can have pretty much all of Jennifer Aniston's back catalogue, Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights, Pretty Woman, When in Rome, Desperado, Serendipity, Dawson's Creek. The list is endless. It has so much choice, all at your fingertips and I think it's a total bargain.

Last night I watched Super 8 which I missed at the cinema. Loved the first hour and then it descended into sci-fi nonsense. I recommend Netflix highly, I am a bit obsessed with it. Also, don't mock Havana Nights until you've seen it...

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Jennifer Aniston - I've found a limit


I think we've established I am not that fussy when it comes to Jennifer Aniston films. So I decided to watch Horrible Bosses on Sky Box Office on New Year's Eve. Well, actually I didn't because after 25 minutes I had to give up. This is a terrible, terrible film.

It should be good, it has a good cast: Kevin Spacey, Colin Farrell (unrecognisable and very good), Jason Bateman and our Jen. Even Donald Sutherland has a cameo. But oh my god, it's offensively bad. I can't even begin to tell you how bad it is but Jennifer says pussy. I mean, we are not in romcom territory anymore Toto. I am sure she wanted to break type by playing someone truly foul but I say No. No Jen, we like you as the all-American girl next door.

No matter what happens, do not watch this film. You really do have something better to do, trust me.
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